Aww c’mon you can’t say “your physique has been enhanced” without doing some Hulk transformation, BOO
Also…who the fuck would assume someone is buying an expensive watch for their partner first 🤨 like sure of course people do all the time, but it’s not exactly vibrating underwear – you could just as easily be buying it for a family member. It’s just a nice watch (I assume, that band looks like it would murder your skin in a back alley, and is it stretchy instead of buckled? Eww). Everyone calm down, JEEZ.
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MissEve
Aww c’mon you can’t say “your physique has been enhanced” without doing some Hulk transformation, BOO
Also…who the fuck would assume someone is buying an expensive watch for their partner first 🤨 like sure of course people do all the time, but it’s not exactly vibrating underwear – you could just as easily be buying it for a family member. It’s just a nice watch (I assume, that band looks like it would murder your skin in a back alley, and is it stretchy instead of buckled? Eww). Everyone calm down, JEEZ.